07/23 Captch Dodge!

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TFLN Captcha Dodge for 07/23

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@blastedass

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yeah that's doable
even if i sleep i might need a nap after we'll see
but still doable

[blastedass]

i can study while you sleep.
even if your sleeping face is annoyingly soporific...

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you CAN just nap with me ya know

[blastedass]

tch, maybe i will. this time.

[Wants to bitch about "get proper sleep, won't need naps" but opts to be a good boyfriend. Besides, there's a reason he likes to sleep next to Shinsou.]

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don't sounds so put out

[ Gonna have one cuddly purple fuzzball basically. It's fine, Shinsou will just cuddle up to Katsuki so the blonde can act put upon and like he doesn't like it if he wants to. ]

[blastedass]

i'm not put out!

[He rather likes it when Shinsou cuddles up to him, regardless of who's big spoon or little spoon. Sometimes he'll stay awake just to make sure his boyfriend's actually gone to sleep... and other times he just zonks and leaves his fuzzball to fend for himself. Who knows what nighttime tenders get snuck in when Bakugou falls asleep first.]

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easy sparkler
i'm just teasing
i know you aren't really

[ Some of Shinsou best nights rest are probably thanks to having Bakugou there with him. The guy is incredibly supportive and it shows. As for how often Shinsou might sneak things when the blonde is passed out? Not too often, don't wanna risk anything.

Shinsou definitely has a picture of Bakugou dozing as his background though. ]

@blastedass

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i'll try not to get hit with a tentacle quirk
just to be safe

easy for you to say
besides i LIKE having it on vibrate
if it bugs you that much i'll just silence it when we're hanging out

[ Look he's trying to be a good boyfriend and work with Katsuki. But he's also kinda stubborn himself. ]

fucking wrong reply button

[blastedass]

fucking surprised we haven't seen some villain running around with one of those yet.
closest we have is shouji.

what, don't know how to change the tone?
i'm not saying you CAN'T, just you don't HAVE to.
tch, i don't care if it vibrates.
your phone.

[He's not gonna dis Hitoshi's stubbornness. It's an attractive quality. Still gonna taunt him about not realizing he could ditch the annoying alarm noise though...]

woops lol

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right?
tho sometimes his doesn't feel as much like tentacles to me
just lots of arms

i know how to change it
it's just hard to find one i like
and i know you weren't saying i can't
i just figured it be better to NOT annoy my bf
or end up with him waking up in a pissy mood because my phone startled him awake

[ He knows he can ditch it damn it! He's just trying to be a good boyfriend! ]

Re: woops lol

[blastedass]

yeah.
when he's got hands coming out the ends at least.
i think it's the webs between that does it.

you don't know a single tune, noise, or jingle you like...

i'm not gonna get annoyed over a damn alarm vibrator!

[Gee, sure sounds like you are, Katsuki.]

that's what alarms are supposed to do.
wake you up.

[Granted, Hitoshi's likely on the right course here. A sudden strange noise would definitely alert the bomb of a boy in bed.]

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probably
idk
he just looks like he gives good hugs to me

also not really?
most alarms jolt me awake which hurts
i wake up just fine

[ The last thing he wants is to have the boy explode his phone or something. Even if it would 100% be on accident. ]

[blastedass]

ask frogface or the pervert.
they seem to know what that's like.
i've done grappling training with him.

even music?
soft kind, not a fucking headbanger.

oh yeah...
you probably wake up too easy.

[The whole trouble sleeping-ish thing. Shinsou definitely doesn't need more reason to wake up startled or get jolted from his slumber.

Look, he has blown up stuff on accident before, but that was years ago as a small tyke learning his Quirk.]

@charge_bolt

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because that's when i was up
and feeling miserable
but thank you 💜

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pls tell me u werent drinking ur sorrows
((´д｀))

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nah
was drinking to make things easier to laugh at
ended up crying over kitten videos until i passed out

[charge_bolt]

omg babe thats cuuuuute
next time u shld facetime me i wanna see

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you could always join me next time
if you're around
maybe then i won't be crying over them

[charge_bolt]

toshi alcohol and kitties
sounds like my kinda night :D

@blastedass and @cellophanehero

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sero
you really are asking for an ass whooping aren't you?
Kats' gonna kill you

also you don't hate him
you don't hate anyone

[ Just two lanky boys sitting in a junkyard waiting for the blonde explosion while laughing at a video. ]

[blastedass]

[At least now that Bakugou knows neither of them are in any danger, he's not blasting hell and high water to get to them. Even if he's mostly dressed now, he's sitting in the main room of the dorm rather than barreling out the door. Cause pissed as he is (was) Bakugou trusts Sero to get Shinsou and himself back without a problem. So why the fuck does he have to go out there and fetch them himself? When he can stay in here and sent a mortifying video about his classmate.]

urusei! you're making sense and that's unlike you.
[beeeh. mature insult.]
YOU GET JUST AS SWEATY DURING YOUR FIGHTS!!
I'LL KILL YOUR ASS INSTEAD IF HE DOESN'T!!

[Even though he doesn't do it with any of the fatality he promises. But at least Bakugou's getting his revenge via the video sent out. Yeah, they got plenty of inter-class training for a bunch of different combat styles and movements. Shinsou's got his pick for tutoring any time he wants. And honestly, several members of 1-A could learn communication and weapon-handling skills from Shinsou as well.

Bakugou's gonna enjoy watching the video as well, kicking back on the sofa and smirking at the screen. Shit, that has to be one of the funniest things he ever saw. Sucks for Sero they were testing out a U.A. high-speed camera that day as well.]

you really do look like a fucking gangly starfish.
tanuki eyes and four eyes had the cameras.

[So one of them.]

you idiots still need me to come escort your asses back?
otherwise, shitty hair and pikachu wanna see this.

[He'll come get them, but just checking first.]

[cellophanehero]

[Sero has the feeling that Bakugou isn't about to come and fetch them or they'd probably have heard him coming already, explosions and screaming about how they both owe him. But hey, he's having a nice time just sitting here vibing with Shinsou, even if he's currently got his face buried in the folds of Shinsou's scarf because he just knows their idiot blonde is laughing at that video again.]

Totally hate you both. I'm gonna tell Eri you're pickin' on me.

[He moves to sit back to back with Shinsou with his head back against that purple fluff, phone raised to take another selfie with a peace sign up and his tongue stuck out between his teeth, just because he simply must continue to rile Bakugou up. It's like his sworn duty at this point. And it might be revenge for spreading that footage around.]

i'm gonna tape your hands to your ankles and steal your man if you send it to anyone else.

but if you wanna come hang there's a cafe not too far away that we can hit up on the way home.

[Unsubtle invitation so they all get to hang out.]

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you don't hate us shut up
kaaaaaattt
he keeps messing up my hair!
come save your boyfriend

[ Is he hoping to aide in riling the blonde up more?

Maybe.

Yes.

He wasn't lying when he said that Bakugou was fun to rile up. The guy was so quick to anger over things but in a way that wasn't damaging to their friendships. It was fun to get a rise out of the guy and see how he'd react. ]

i vote coffee!
if it's the one i think it is i haven't been there yet

[blastedass]

[Technically he couldn't go blasting across the city to find them, since it would arguably be a selfish, personal use of his Quirk in public, rather than a real hero-duty need to do so... even if he could argue the opposite to go get his classmates. Buuut, there's these phones with text messages, so... yeah. He'll save the screaming for when these two knuckleheads get back. Thank him, Scotch! He can't use explosions as wildly in the dorm as he might've outside of it!

And damn right he's laughing at the video. Guess what... He's even gonna make a fucking gif of the best part!]

Piss off. She'd laugh at it too.

[That girl needs more reasons to smile and laugh. This could be a one of the many they give her. (Not that Bakugou does much outside of that one time he was forced to interact with her. Ugh. She's cute, okay? Now leave him alone! Not a babysitter... Deku's job.)

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SENDING HIM THESE PICTURES FLOPPED ALL OVER HIS BOYFRIEND, DAMMIT?! And how dare you with that damn threat!! Maybe they hear the explosion from way off in the distance; maybe they don't... but it happened. Probably made Shouji and Kirishima jump out of their skin.]

YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE AGAIN?! I'LL CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN TAPE!!

[But he's not SENDING it to anyone...]

FINE!! I'm coming over. And stop messing with his hair!
If he keeps fucking with you, Hitoshi, throttle him.
I know Aizawa-sensei taught you that technique.

[He may or may not have, but Sero doesn't know, now does he. But now Bakugou's getting up and leaving to go meet them at the cafe. That means he's not at the dorm showing more people Sero's infamous video.]

I'll order when I get there. Don't you fucking lose him again, Dispenser.

[And attached is a gif of that starfish fling, aptly titled: "Blasting Off Again".]

The downside of brackets vs prose, the lack of clarity between what's said in person vs texted......

[cellophanehero]

[Shinsou has some terrible amazing influences when it comes to bringing him out of his shell and encouraging him to be a gremlin. Sero can't claim all of the credit for that, he's just one of several, but he likes egging it on.

Bakugou's just going to have to deal with the fact that while this is his boyfriend, Shinsou is also Sero's buddy, and would be treated the same way as all of their other friends, leaned on and fluffed up and harassed and generally made to feel no different from the rest of them. He'd step off if it actually became a problem with either of them, but for now, he hasn't seen the kind of change in the blonde's threats that would make him feel like he was actually overstepping boundaries. He's not a creep...]

c'mon, loose canon
you gotta lighten up a little
that vein in your forehead's gonna pop one of these days.

[There's a very stupid urge to steal Shinsou's phone and pocket it so that he can't get it in his head to send that gif to anyone either. Dammit, he doesn't wanna become a meme!]

you sure you don't want us to order ahead?
have it ready for you by the time you get here